Erin Keough
Head Admin
The Chosen Super Human
Most Annoying Bingo Player
My name is Erin Keough and I am the greatest thing to have ever graced God’s green Earth. Some ask me, “But Erin, is the Earth even real?” and I say with certainty, “maybe.” I am loved and adored by every single player, admin, or non-player to ever encounter HvZ. Fortunately, even people outside of the program have been able to benefit from my presence as I have participated in extracurriculars such as RHA, DramaTech (briefly), Paper and Clay, being an RA, and an internship. Next fall, I will be attending a law school, so yes I am better than everyone else. The only people I am not better than are my heroes, some of which are not people. This list of heroes presently includes Ice Bear from We Bare Bears, Zane Julian from Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu, and Erin Keough from the future.
Despite my failure to presently be as capable as these heroes, I am so great of a person that many people regard me to be a god. For instance, when I asked a former coworker to reflect on my fantastic impact on her life, she struggled to narrow it down at first but eventually said, admiringly, “You run so fast.” Additionally, another
enjoyer of my presence, who wishes to remain anonymous, once commented, unprompted, “Erin is better than most of us. I genuinely mean that” and although I do not like to ‘toot my own horn’ much, I have to agree.